Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Imparting my wisdom upon the infant

It's my job as a mother to pass along life's important lessons to my daughter.

As she grows, I'll teach her lessons like The Golden Rule, always look both ways before crossing the street, always say please and thank-you, and why it's probably not a good idea to do cartwheels while wearing a dress.

But, she's only 10 months old. She's a little young to be grasping such concepts, dontcha think?

So, for now, we'll start with something simpler, and perhaps even more important than the lessons learned above.

Today's important lesson: shopping, shoes, and days at the mall are a girl's best friend.

Kaylee was sick last week, so the days that I was home with her were not filled with fun, games, and domestic recreation. Instead of chasing her around the house on my hands and knees in hopes of hearing those high-pitched squeals and deep belly laughs, I was being told by my family members that I had green poop on the back of my forearm and on my pant leg - about a half an hour after said poop had claimed it's residency upon myself.

(And, for those of you who are not putting two and two together in regards to the words "Kaylee," "sick," and me having poop on myself, let me just clarify. It's was Kaylee's poop, not my own.)

Simply put, last week was not fun.

Hands down, today has been the highlight of my week so far. Monday and Tuesday I had to work. Barf-a-roni. But today? Today we were going to have fun.

Kaylee and I hung out here at home in the morning and I did such stimulating and fun activities as putting dinner in the crock pot (tonight's dinner - Easy and Delicious Chicken - click here for the recipe. Very yummy, but next time - no thyme...) and paying bills.

I let her loose in the office while I balanced the checkbook, and before I know it, I hear her little coos and giggles. She makes this certain giggly sound when she sees something in the distance that she knows is off limits, and then she just goes in for the kill.

I turn around and see her reaching for papers on the top of the garbage can. Garbage cans are off limits - so, that explained the whole up-to-no-good giggling she was doing. She crawled away long enough for me to get back to what I was doing on the computer, and then suddenly I hear laughter, the crinkling of paper, and the sound of her feet repeatedly hitting the floor due to sheer excitement on her part.

This is what I saw when I looked down from my chair.

I friggin' cracked UP!

So, not long after the human paper shredder crapped her pants for the 4th time that morning, we set off on our merry little way.

I was about to teach Kaylee all about the importance of a deep and undying love for shopping. I am convinced that it is never too early to start learning this lesson.

We stopped by the salon so my hairdresser could meet Kaylee (by the way, I got a new haircut on my way home from work last night - fab.u.LOUS - I feel like a new woman!), went to Barnes and Noble so she could play for a bit, and it just so happened that there was a SHOE STORE on the way to the car. Could life get any better? Surely I could not properly impart the wisdom of the day upon my child without taking her into a shoe store!

Let me just back up for a second and tell you that before Kaylee was even born, I was determined to make sure she would one day share my love of shoes. I could hardly wait for the day when I could buy her cute little Mary Janes and sparkly pink shoes, and - in fact - when Dennis and I left my OB appointment after the ultrasound where we found out we were having a girl, the first thing we bought for her was a pair of shoes.

Anyway, so - we hear the angels singing as we open the doors to Payless Shoes. Great store, but you need to know that the infant shoe options at Payless are scarce, and I am highly disappointed. But, I still managed to find a totally cute pair of fashionable black boots (on sale for six bucks, thank you very much...) that zip up the side. They are so versatile, and versatility is something every 10-month-old needs in a pair of shoes.

Seriously - they'll go with a pair of jeans, they'll go with a dress and some cute tights, heck - if she's half as cool as I was as a young child, she'll even wear them over her her footie pajamas.

Anyway, back to reality here. So, we finish at Payless, and we're off to the grocery store. Well, ROSS just happened to be on the way to the grocery store, and that's where I got my very first apron not long ago.

I figured there might just be another one there with my name on it (and I still had Christmas money to burn), so of course, we had to stop. And thank heavens we stopped! I found the cutest apron, and it was just 8 dollars - heck YES!!!

Check it OUT! So cute, right? It's got a frilly hem and a cute little pocket - I just love it. And, because this post is already overloaded with pictures, I did a two-for-one and put her new shoes in the picture, too, just because I know you want to see them.

It was such a great day. I really feel like Kaylee is starting to understand the fact the shopping is so utterly important. You may think she's too young to really understand, but as we approached the register at Payless, she would not let go of her new shoe. She was in love. She held that shoe close until I pried it out of her little hands. And then I gave myself a pat on the back for being such a freaking awesome mom. I may not have a clean house and my child may go in public with squash in her hair from time to time, but I know what's important, and teaching my baby girl to love shoes is VERY important.

Well done, Sera. WELL. DONE.

Mama Kat is also an apron fanatic, and she's giving away another apron this week - head on over and enter her giveaway, and while you're there, be sure to check out the other Writer's Workshop posts.


Summer said...

and you crockpotted. You're a cool kid for sure!

Dan said...

But you must also remember the other great love after shoes - really colorful hats for indoor wear. {*grin*}

wedogmomma said...

imelda marcos in the making baby!
Girl shoe options are endless!

numberonesistah said...

Excellent day...barring the whole green poop thing.

Deb said...

you may very well be responsible for saving the human race... one baby girl at a time. it is never to early to impart such wisdom.

Jenners said...

This was beyond cute! I love the photos -- she looks like such a little troublemaker in the one! And the boots are to die for! And the apron looks terrific! Very coordinated, I might add! And you were always such a fashionista -- pairing boots with footie pajamas!

April said...

Those boots are so cute. Good job mama!

Michelle said...

Someday Jimmy Choo will thank you. :)

Great writing assignment!

Carrin said...

One of my favorite gifts to give mothers-to-be of baby girls is a basket full of the cutest baby shoes ever! I love shoes and have passed on my love to many a newborn!

Jonny's Mommy said...

That sounds like an awesome day! She's adorable! I just loved the photos!

And I agree about Payless. They do have a fairly good selection of shoes, but I haven't yet looked for little one's shoes. I'll be wary.

Sometimes I wish I had a girl, just for the shopping for cute clothes value.

But shopping for boys, I've discovered, is fun too! And I couldn't ask for anything more than my wonderful little boy!

Thanks for stopping by my blog on SITS day. I've enjoyed discovering yours!

Kelly said...

Love the Boots--yours and Kaylee's! It is important to teach your daughter the most important things in life....A good sale should never go to waste-especially if it a shoe sale and we need to do all that we can to STIMULATE the economy. I'm just sayin'

Namine said...

yea for shopping!!

Sometimes Sophia said...

Love the boots and jammies picture. A lot of us share that shoe gene, btw. You're doing good work there, Mom.

Anonymous said...

Clearly you have done your job as a mom and taught her that sharing is important. Although she's only offering up one tiny scrap so work a little bit on getting her to up the generosity. But, I'm impressed with what you've done so far!

Mama Kat said... needed a little fun with the baby after all that being sick and what not.

Kebi Cedawna said...

Stopping by from SITS :)
Congrats on the great deals! I love a good bargain too.
Have a great weekend